All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries.

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.