Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

A nod, a bow, and a tip of the lid to the person who coulda and shoulda and did.