I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

As a friend, you first give your understanding, then you try to understand.

I identify more with people who ask each day for divine guidance than people equipped with a divine guidance system.

The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene.

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.