I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life.

Toss your dashed hopes not into a trash bin but into a drawer where you are likely to rummage some bright morning.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

For every person who atones, a hundred others find regret sufficient.

I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.

If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?