It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.

Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forwards is not a disaster. It's a cha-cha.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, "Bless you.

One is more apt to become wise by doing fool things than by reading wise sayings.

All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you.

Basically we are all looking for someone who knows who we are and will break it to us gently.

We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul.