It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time.

If you understand compound interest, you basically understand the universe.

I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

A painting is what you make of it, besides which, 'Moon, Weeping' has a better ring to it than 'Paintbrush, Dripping.

The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.