There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

I’ve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasn’t eliminated anything yet.

As important as shared memories is the silent agreement that certain things never happened.

A watched child never learns.

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

Often it's just a short swim from the shipwreck of your life to the island paradise of your dreams, assuming you don't drown in the metaphor.

The only creature on earth whose natural habitat is a zoo is the zookeeper.