There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.

Every day I go forth to seek my identity, feeling greatly blessed by the things I don't find it in.

No man is so idle that he cannot rouse himself just enough to get in the way of a busy person.

The ultimate folly is to think that something crucial to your welfare is being taken care of for you.

Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

I don't believe you really know God if you do not recognize His sense of humor.