The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

There are subjects in which I wish to become knowledgeable, and subjects in which I wish to remain wise.

The older you get, the fewer things it seems too late to do.

One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever.