To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."

When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.

Happiness is having a dream you cannot let go of and a partner who would never ask you to.

U.S. Internal Revenue Service: an agency modeled after the revenue raising concepts of the 19th century economist, Jesse James.

The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.

Sometimes an answer not yet blowin' in the wind is stirring in the breeze.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.