To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo."

Grammar is not a set of arbitrary rules; it is a compact between people who wish to understand each other.

Somewhere between the honest truth and the deceptive lie is the deceptive truth and the honest lie.

Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

The easiest way to meet people is to just look like someone who is willing to listen.

If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.