After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

Where you find quality, you will find a craftsman, not a quality-control expert.

It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

If it doesn't work horizontally as prose... it probably won't work any better vertically pretending to be poetry.

At my age, you not only have bittersweet memories, you make bittersweet plans.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Sometimes, in a moral struggle, we discover the right thing to do - just as, on some cold day long ago, we discovered mittens pinned to our coat sleeve.