You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.

If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

We are each the star of our own situation comedy, and, with luck, the screwball friend in somebody else's.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.

On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.