My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.

I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"

Better to start up a thousand wrong roads than to spend your life going nowhere because you know the way.

Here is the basic question: Are we marionettes, or are we creatures of free will who just happen to have a lot of jerky reflexes?