Today, befriend a stranger, or if you feel up to more of a challenge, befriend a loved one.

The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.

An art critic is someone who hopes to see his ideas translated to canvas without having to learn how to paint.

Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound of toll change in the ashtray. The absence of telltale tobacco stains on your shirt collar tells the tale - you've licked the smoking habit.

The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

Everything we possess that is not necessary for life or happiness becomes a burden, and scarcely a day passes that we do not add to it.