The trouble with always leaving yourself a way out is that you always take it.

Perhaps I have lived my life to excess, but know what — if I had it to do over again, I would overdo it again.

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me.

To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.