Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was.

We all have our limitations, but when we listen to our critics, we also have theirs.

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

Am I lying to you if I tell you the same lie I tell myself?