My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

If you could travel back in time to the present moment, what would you do differently?

Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit.

A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing.

There is no harder thing to give up than the thing that was supposed to make you happy.