My eyesight's gone, my reflexes are shot, and I can't stay awake, but thank God I can still drive.

I've lived enough of my life story to know this- Fate writes the book, but you make the movie.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.

To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.

Looking back you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life- and it was you. It is not too late to find that person again.

Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work.

There are many things I do for amusement, but for happiness I like to gather up my memories and go for a walk in the rain.