As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

I regret less the road not taken than my all-fired hurry along the road I took.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

I guess, when you get down to it, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand about everywhere except in an airplane cockpit.

Just as important as having a list of priorities is every once in a while starting from the bottom.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane.

It is a shame to see in the work of an artist the limitations of his critics.