As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners.

Sometimes two people need to step apart and make a space between that each might see the other anew, in a glance across a room or silhouetted against the moon.

If man were relieved of all superstition, and all prejudice, and had replaced these with a keen sensitivity to his real environment, and moreover had achieved a level of communication so simplified that one syllable could express his every thought, then he would have achieved the level of intelligence already achieved by his dog.

As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen.

Sometimes I think my life would make a great TV movie. It even has the part where they say, "Stand by. We are experiencing temporary difficulties.

The key to enjoying the moment is to always carry a list of "Things I Gotta Do That Can Wait.