You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional.

Be careful of selfish motives. You can mistake them for principles and end up dying for them.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full.

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought