You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.

Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.

What you discover about people you try not to offend is that you can offend them without trying.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory.

Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used.

We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror.