A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.

Sometimes love needs a rest from caring, and so bears for an intolerable few hours the guilt of not caring.

The verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.

We all know them — the unstructured person whose every action seems aimless and the totally organized person whose every action defeats some purpose.

If you can't explain something in a few words, try fewer.