I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed. I start shaving from the left; he starts from the right. Differences only in perception, but religious wars have been fought over such.
Most often the person you would die for would settle for dinner and a movie.
You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.
The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.
Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up.
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.