What are memories but dreams of a better past.

No matter how reclusive we tend to be, we picture the after-life as a community of souls. It is one thing to seek privacy in this life; it is another to face eternity alone.

The perfect family board game is one that can be played each time with fewer pieces.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

As you wait for better days, don't forget to enjoy today, in case they've already started.

You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning — for goodness sake and for heaven's sake.