In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.

Everything we possess that is not necessary for life or happiness becomes a burden, and scarcely a day passes that we do not add to it.

If there be no God, then what is truth but the average of all lies.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.

When it seems that something can't be done, start it, and see if the rest of it can be done.