If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead In fact maybe there is a lesson there for how we should approach the future...with fourteen parts optimism - anticipating what could go right and the benefits - and one part pessimism - anticipating what could go wrong so we can avoid them.

It's sad when two people who could never part without a kiss come to the point where they never part and so never kiss.

You can bear your troubles or shrug them off. They're your shoulders.

You spend the first two-thirds of your life asking to be left alone and the last third not having to ask.

What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

There is a logical explanation for everything, often mistaken for the reason it happened.