You know you have found love when you can't find your way back.

Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.

Love may be blind, but if you've ever known a blind person, they still know where everything is.

Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.

If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

Ah, yes, my social life — a series of encounters where we briefly debate who is in the greater rush.