Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all.

Genius is a plodding intellect, incapable of dreaming up the obstacles that stop the rest of us.

There is no actual law that says that a person of inner beauty cannot also maintain an appearance.

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality.

As you wait for better days, don't forget to enjoy today, in case they've already started.

You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.