In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Eventually you realize that your whole life up to now has been preparation, and you begin to suspect that the rest might be preparation, too.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.

Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar.

In the end, success is not about who you know, it's about you know who.

In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are.