In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Opportunity is a parade. Even as one chance passes, the next is a fife and drum echoing in the distance.

See yourself always as cause, and perhaps a better world will be found among your effects.

I identify more with people who ask each day for divine guidance than people equipped with a divine guidance system.

You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.

To help someone in need is not charity it is proper etiquette.

Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier.