I cultivate my garden, and my garden cultivates me.

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

If you think that someone is out to steal everything you have, you're either paranoid or a member of the middle class.

I'm right-handed, whereas the fellow in my mirror is left-handed

Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Sometimes I imagine a get-together where I introduce my family to my blogger friends and my blogger friends introduce my family to me.