Words from the past: "It's a clever idea, Mr. Bell, but don't wire us, we'll wire you.
Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.
A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo.
There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate.
Sometimes in life we blow things out of proportion because proportion is so dull.
Ah, the things we would do if we could — especially in the secure knowledge that we can't.