What a snapshot is to your life, your life is to eternity, so wouldn't it be nice if eternity captured you smiling?

Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

The mind, as you age, Is an artist, it seems. Monet paints your mem’ries, Picasso your dreams.

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent.

Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity.

Happiness is having a dream you cannot let go of and a partner who would never ask you to.