The willingness to share does not make one charitable; it makes one free.

In a soulmate we find not company but a completed solitude.

Every day ask yourself, "What would I do today if I were a better person?

Be it human or animal, touch is a life-giving thing. Has anyone ever had a stroke or a heart attack while cozied up with a pet? I doubt it.

Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed."

You always think you could have done more. That's why you need a friend - to tell you you did all you could.

Leash: n, a means by which animals, formerly running wild, are prevented from running tame, also.