So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.

Sometimes I wonder — if I were drop-dead handsome, and every woman I met actually dropped dead, would I ever get tired of it?

All any child needs is the protection of loving parents and an alternative source of information.

The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter.

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.

Life becomes easier when learn to accept the apology you never got.

Love is a condition where the world seems to be standing still, and it's you who are spinning on your axis.