So often the shortest distance to happiness is the length of an about-face.

A good speech has a beginning, a middle and an end, the best example being, 'I love you.'

Life is a series of family photos in which you keep moving to the rear until finally you're a portrait in the background.

It is hard to resist a flatterer who gets it right.

Each morning I gaze at the eastern horizon, and if the sun keeps its promise, I keep mine.

Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.

I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past.