I've lived enough of my life story to know this- Fate writes the book, but you make the movie.

It comes down to whether you believe in seven miraculous escapes a week or one guardian angel.

A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.

You never have a friend all figured out. Just when you think you know what makes them tick, they tock.

Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.