Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down.
Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.
Eventually you come to realize that most people aren't looking for a fight but for someone to surrender to.
Retirement is having nothing to do and someone always keeping you from it.
There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault.
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.