A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.

One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.

It's not that I'm a Type-B personality. It's that I'm driven by a passionate, all-consuming desire to take it easy.

What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.

It is the fancy of every mortal that being cradled in the arms of mortality is a safe place for the time being.

No matter what you do in life, a part of you still sits at a curbside, still hearing the drumbeat of a distant parade, still waiting for it to turn the corner.

Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.