Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

With a terrible script you hustle and try to make it better. But with a good script it can be trouble because you rest on your laurels, so to speak, you think it's going to translate easily.

To me, friendship means loving tolerance.

I think you end up doing the stuff you were supposed to do at the time you were supposed to do it.

You know, when you're part of a comedic duo, you can take breaks. It's kind of like having a partner that is good with a kid.

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.