Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there.

There is unpanned gold in every soul you run into, no matter what walk of life they are from.

Give me a scotch, I'm starving.

It was a democracy in the truest and most frustrating and most rewarding sense of the word. Anybody could come in and say, "You know, I'm just not cool with that." We'd be like, "Who's that?" "Oh, I was just cleaning the trailers." It was nuts.

I don't want to be so confident in myself.

Whenever I watch someone doing something, even if it doesn't turn out so great, I at least admire their intentions and stuff.