I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.