In 15 years or something - I like the idea of just one paparazzo coming out and trying to get a picture, and I just beat the shit out of him. I mean - out of nowhere - when my picture's not even worth...and I've spent all my money, so you can't sue me!

If you're happy all of the time, it's difficult to acknowledge when you actually are happy.

Money by Martin Amis. I read it when I was 15, I read it hundreds of times since then and it always makes me laugh. Amis has managed to create a world that is both funny and abrasive. I'd love to play John Self, the depraved hero, who's without illusions, he created.

What worries me the most is that I don't know when my patience will run out, when I'll finally do something really stupid. Wait and see.

I'm trying to sign up and do movies that I'll be proud of it. That's kind of how I think about it.

I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it's nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt.

So I know where my feet are.