Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos.

Character is made by what you stand for;reputation by what you fall for.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.