Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

The one word above all others that makes marriage successful is 'ours.'

Character is made by what you stand for;reputation by what you fall for.

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. G.B. Stern "If you count all your assets, you always show a profit."

You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.