Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

The one word above all others that makes marriage successful is 'ours.'

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

If there be anything that can be called genius, it consists chiefly in ability to give that attention to a subject which keeps it steadily in the mind, till we have surveyed it accurately on all sides.

God give me the wisdom to see the truth however contrary to my established beliefs.