You aren't really old until nothing is fun enough to make you forget the weather.
Middle age: The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.
Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.
There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.
Character is made by what you stand for;reputation by what you fall for.
Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.