Why wish for the privilege of living your past life again? You begin a new one every morning

The secret of a happy marriage is simple: Just keep on being as polite to one another as you are to your friends.

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.

Another difference between death and taxes is that you don't have to work like fury to pay for the dying you did last year.

Why are congressmen called public servants? You never see servants that anxious to keep their jobs.

Why wish for the privilege of living your past life again? You begin a new one every morning

It's a great kindness to trust people with a secret. They feel so important while telling it.