If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again mutter, 'Why are women more beautiful when they are eyeless?' You will be able to stretch out, though this can have ramifications such as ending up on a police list or being run out of town.

Life, to me personally, I believe it is a finite thing, my consciousness, and I want to use it as much as possible.

Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting.

I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas.

Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

One idea I explore in my stand-up show is whether, if you try looking at the universe rationally and avoid coping mechanisms like mysticism or religion, you can still be happy knowing you are going to die after a brief time on this spinning ball.