I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists.

Life, to me personally, I believe it is a finite thing, my consciousness, and I want to use it as much as possible.

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

I don't have any hobbies because my working job is my hobby. What I do is I spend my whole time looking through telescopes and having brain scans and buying books about various different ideas and I just sit around, that's my life.

Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophobic or woman hating either, so you might not notice

I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas.