Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.
As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.