Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother