It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"