Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

I think it's great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes