Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.