We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.

It's been a tough year. . . Someone said I should send out Buddhist thank-you cards since Buddhists believe that anything that challenges you makes you pull yourself together.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!