Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

It's the same sex all the time.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.