Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.