Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.