Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.