If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.