If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now