My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.' Because you have that initial warm feeling going, 'Oh, I remember this'. And your body does, too. And your body goes, 'Yeah, so do I'. Then the demon voice comes, 'Yeah, so do I. You know what would be great? You know we bought a little bottle before? A full bottle would be wonderful'.