My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I'm having more fun doing that.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother