The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

You're best when you're not in charge. The ego locks the muse.

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

You have to break in half to love somebody.