The human spirit is more powerful than any drug - and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.